I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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