direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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