If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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