what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
There r osticjed everywhere
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Are we still banned from the library?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
