He disabled his match.com account in front of me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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