After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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