it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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