Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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