People with herpes should wear stickers.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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