sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
