So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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