Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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