And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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