glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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