Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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