that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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