shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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