TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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