Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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