The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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