Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
