we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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