If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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