They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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