In the future we'll all be gay
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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