Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I have feelings that need drinking.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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