Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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