I am full of burrito and curiosity
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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