You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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