what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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