I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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