It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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