I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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