girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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