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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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