Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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