she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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