you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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