remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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