Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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