I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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