Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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