So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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