Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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