Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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