Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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