Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You can't special order awesome
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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