and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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