I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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