Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I smell stomach acid.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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