He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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