am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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