you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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